Category Archives: Life Posts

I’m not even sure why I would ever have to ask another human being to not urinate in a sink but here I am, asking not just my Swamp Monster to stop peeing in the sink but also The Hubs. And I fully blame The Hubs for my Swamp Monster’s need to pee in the […]

I thought that going back to work after being on maternity leave for so long was going to be the hardest thing. Now, I feel a little guilty to admit that I didn’t even cry. I mean I cried by the end of the week (because I missed a lot and it was a lot […]

This freaking mud never ends. In the summer I endlessly battle The Hubs and my Swamp Monster bringing in the mud. During the summer they are constantly outside (which I love, I can not stand when energetic souls want to stay inside and play when it is nice outside) having fires, riding bikes, taking the […]

So….let me start off by saying that Swamp Monster #1? He was a formula baby all the way. By the time I ramped up my human-juice production he decided it was just better if he remained faithful to his bottle….what a guy. Now, obviously, seeing as how he makes appearances throughout my blog, he survived […]

So, now that I am back into my Muddy account here’s a quick little catch up on what is new at the zoo….. My son now is the proud recipient of his very own little brother. As of September 1st The Hubs and I have added another mini-human in boy form. And big brother is […]

Holy guacamole….I am so sorry for the huge time lapse from my last post and right now. A lot of things in my personal life started building up and I mentally took a little vacation, which in hindsight is ironic that I took a break from my blog because I started my blog to have […]

What causes fear, anxiety and stress in someone’s life? I’d like to answer with “My mini-human”, in his defense I have a crazy brain but still, at age two you think he would be a little more understanding of my needs. God, so selfish, like he doesn’t know any better. Before we moved onto land […]

So, by now I have made it abundantly clear that my mini-human (and my oldest niece) live for their “dirt bikes”. I mean people, when I have to take my child to the car in the morning to get him to family members who watch him while I’m at work I have to make sure […]

Have I mentioned lately that my mini-human feels the need to be outside 24/7/365? If I haven’t believe me people, every single day he thinks he needs to be outside. All. Stinking. Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t want my child to grow up inside on his tablet all day or watching Snow […]

Have I recently mentioned that my mini human is obsessed with the outdoors, more specifically finding any reason to be near the mud, around the mud, in the mud? Well in case you missed that part he loves being dirty, excuse me, filthy. He loves getting head to toe filthy. And I love that about […]